Heidi and the Gecko (not recommended for children)
We woke to the sound of crunching... rewind... first time we woke up, Heidi was scrambling round the room chasing after something. We established it was a tiny gecko, which had managed to hide behind the door. Satisfied it wasn't a rodent, we went back to sleep, only to wake a few minutes later to the sound of Heidi retching and regurgitating slime. The gecko was now headless and obviously didn't taste very nice. Heidi slunk off to recover and we went back to sleep. The third time we woke up, Heidi was crunching. Not long after, the only signs of the struggle were a few crumbs of something unidentifiable, and a leg. Definitely a leg. Charming. Heidi loves Samoa!